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Beneath the Jew-fro
Perils of Albanism
Created on 2004-04-15 10:36:39 (#2843403), last updated 2005-08-17
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Basic Info| Name: | Alex |
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BioVery well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.
Sergio laughed for the last time today,
He said “It never really bothered me: we all have dues to pay”
Like a man that’s cut off at the knee,
he hobbles and hobbles because nothing is free.
So wake up, wake up, wake up
but don’t cry because you’ll fuck up your make up
and if you do,
you won’t get laid,
you won’t make money,
no you won’t get paid.
So you act so free,
you act so free,
everybody’s happy because you act so free.
Well you might fool them,
but you can’t fool me with your mindless chatter like
“I don’t need them,
I don’t need help”
I don’t even need to see the end
we are the few that won't say nothing right
we are the footsteps fading into the night...
Hmm, on a serious note, I seem to be hating more and more things so odds are you might be one of them. Have black hear that you wear over one eye, listen to whinny musics? Odds are I hate your guts. No one does LJ anymore cause myspace is the cool kid thing now. I don't care what people thing of me anymore, like at all. I hate the imprisionment of school and long to escape the neverending quest for more stuff we spend our life on. Americana and the striving for materialism only depresses me and makes me want to get away. Instead, I seek true happiness. I consider myself to be Buddhist, Athiest, Jewish, Pacifist and an Anarchist all at once. And I don't even need multiple personalities to do it. Then again, who am I to lable as I don't care for lables much anyway. I don't let what other people do affect me in anyway. Pretty much I've lost every care so I can't be bothered to write more.
Sergio laughed for the last time today,
He said “It never really bothered me: we all have dues to pay”
Like a man that’s cut off at the knee,
he hobbles and hobbles because nothing is free.
So wake up, wake up, wake up
but don’t cry because you’ll fuck up your make up
and if you do,
you won’t get laid,
you won’t make money,
no you won’t get paid.
So you act so free,
you act so free,
everybody’s happy because you act so free.
Well you might fool them,
but you can’t fool me with your mindless chatter like
“I don’t need them,
I don’t need help”
I don’t even need to see the end
we are the few that won't say nothing right
we are the footsteps fading into the night...
Hmm, on a serious note, I seem to be hating more and more things so odds are you might be one of them. Have black hear that you wear over one eye, listen to whinny musics? Odds are I hate your guts. No one does LJ anymore cause myspace is the cool kid thing now. I don't care what people thing of me anymore, like at all. I hate the imprisionment of school and long to escape the neverending quest for more stuff we spend our life on. Americana and the striving for materialism only depresses me and makes me want to get away. Instead, I seek true happiness. I consider myself to be Buddhist, Athiest, Jewish, Pacifist and an Anarchist all at once. And I don't even need multiple personalities to do it. Then again, who am I to lable as I don't care for lables much anyway. I don't let what other people do affect me in anyway. Pretty much I've lost every care so I can't be bothered to write more.
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